Poste/28.11.2006
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Serpents Hold
Recently this reporter has steered clear of Serpents Hold – the Kaldorian stronghold – as rumours abound of fighting there between the Kaldorians and the Royal Marksmen. It seems that Kaldor, famed for its fighting prowess has managed to withstand a few attacks by the Marksmen who have suffered quite a mauling. Attacking men in skirts is never wise Devante …
Trinsic Tales
A brigand was seen in and around the moongate area near the City of Trinsic recently and Kaelyn – the Duchys finest – was almost on his tail when he fled into the moongate. The Trinsic Rose continues to thrive and the legendary Elf hospitality has made it a warm welcome for all.
Lonely Heart?
Is Kain Twothumb seriously still alone? Rumours about his wife Taenu Ver have been rife across the lands. Has she fallen under the spell of some long lost necromancer or has she been kidnapped by one of Vesper’s own? Surely a man such as Kain should have a wife at his side to help him – and in Taenu he did have someone very strong and very sensible. Hopefully Kain will find his wife soon alive and well.
Wheres She Gone?
Phaedra Quaintly sister of beloved big busted bonkers bright-eyed busty broad Gwyn Quaintly is also still missing. Presumably she’s having a whale of a party somewhere with lover boy and ex Darkcloak Venom “Im going to scare you to death boy” D’Orsay
Muldrans Madness?
A trip out with Sosarias band of fearsome adventurers and scholars is planned tomorrow night. The elusive and misunderstood Shadow Court is delving deep into the dirt in search of something … rumour has it they are planning their biggest Arcane ritual next and need fearless cannon-fodder to keep their mages safe whilst they carry out the necessary deed.
Callum in a Cave?
Sighted entering a cave to the lost lands was red-haired drama queen callum Fitzhugh in the company of green-haired foppish dandy Muldran and those sensible Knights Hospitaller Tabbitha, Kismet La Rue and Thom.
"It was something to do with time travel and gates" a Vesperian onlooker told us later. "He said he wanted to chuck it all in Nokmor Gate... or something like that" Shadow Court – heros or villains?
Rumours
Stopping first at Cove it seems that their shoving anyone with an Officer's badge nowa days as most have a bad case of either 'Man lover-i-tis' or depression! According to my most reliable sources their Officers will cry at the drop of a flower. Over sensitive, huh? Nevertheless entertaining so if your bored and want to pass time grab a box of tissues and head to Cove to listen to their somber storys of how their loved ones have disappeared or want them dead.
And where is their beloved Baron recently? As far as I've heard handsome hunk Vince Valentine has been taking over their promotions parades instead of Octiovus! What with Tabbitha pushing the weight of the yearly Winter Festival on the Covian's shoulders you would think he would at least throw a few plates and forks in her direction.
Letters
Dear Rai-Reader,
Thank you very much for your concerned letter regarding Raiden Morana! However sweet-pea I only use information which is accurate so I do believe in such a case you are wrong. As for using the word 'prance' and 'Grenadier' in the same sentence - Oh, i'm sorry petal in future I will use something more appropriate like 'skipped' or 'frolicked'. Do keep writing in though as a poste addition without someone moaning is like like pancakes without syrup!
Sosoria's Favourite Reporter, Polly Patterson.
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Looking for work and no where else to go? Handy with a quill? Then you've found the right place, us poste writers see and hear about all! We get to trudge through the trenches of war and patrol across marsh lands (Yuck!). Interested? I would be too - Send a note addressed to Polly Patterson in the direction of the Morning Poste Offices and she'll have her crow peck you on the nose as soon as humanly possible.
